Today we went to the park behind Dillons where I met Fiona and Donna. Fiona and Donna found a hedgehog and called it Fido, Fiona Fi and Donna Do. It was trapped in the park and I had to get someone to get it out. And Fiona and Donna were in a right mood. Then I started to make a grass house, I did the two bedrooms and the tolit and the landing. Then Kim came and interrupted and we left the house alone.
I give up! Any attempt to make myself sound even vaguely cool will always fail because my diary outs me as a strange little geek with an amazing ability to wind people up!
Goodness knows why I felt I had to get someone to rescue the hedgehog and ruin everyone’s fun. I don’t even know who I went to get – a random passer-by? That must have been an odd conversation. I hope the hedgehog appreciated the sacrifices I made for it and went on to live a long and happy life.
After I ruined their morning I then proceeded to make a grass house – did I learn nothing from the tale of the three little pigs? Maybe I was aiming for something like this but my ambition outstripped my ability.